Seldom and Never

The random ruminations of a father of two, who rarely has time to post. (I'm trying, okay, and don't quote Sean Connery to me).

Matt, go mow the grass! Then, you can take out the garbage... this message sponsored by the CMSC Better Living committee

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

boxes... boxes...

Boxes EVERYWHERE!!! Loading day is tomorrow, and I'm ready. The painter showed up today and did his thing, so close appears to be on schedule.

Tomorrow night, I'm in a Nashville hotel. Thursday night, an Indiana hotel. Friday night, the Mom-Dad hotel. I will log 10 hours in a car in just over 24 hours. Then, Monday at 2 am, I head back to Columbus!!!! YAAY'ers!

I'm going to talk to my boss about working remotely from Knoxville for a week or so. Otherwise, I think I may burn a week of vacation.

Two more days working in Nashvegas... I am ready to move on.

Thursday, March 24, 2005

NO FEED

My family will be transient from 3/29 or 30 until the end of April. I won't be online until I get moved in and get a new ISP.
laters

Saturday, March 19, 2005

We are invading!

We will be in K-town by evening. We expect to fully take over by bedtime, with our forces occupying at least 3 rooms. Resistance is futile, you shall be assimilated.

I have heard rumors of the L&DC forces invading, however we outnumber them 2 to 1. This should be an easy victory.

Uh, Oh. The wildcard... the D&CM forces are in the area... they could overwhelm us all!

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Well, this has gone incredibly smoothly.

Thanks to whomever prayed for us. We have a contract on our house, and a contract on our house to be... we are going through all the closing items with both houses now.

We'll be vacating on 3/30, and moving in on 4/29. In between, we'll be squatting wherever we find a place. Actually, I'll be in a hotel in Indiana, and my family will be in Chatt or K-town. I hope my Mom is willing to cat-sit for a month. Historical precident says she will watch 2 cats for 2 years, so she should be okay watching 3 for 1 month.

In 2 months, we will be happily settled in (right?).

We will have a heated pool, and a guest bedroom. Visitors are welcome... with advance notice, of course.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005


Moving to this one??? Posted by Hello

Sale Pending

Close estimated for 3/31.

We made an offer on another house, but we wouldn't be able to move in until 4/14. Two homeless weeks for the kids and kitties (if they even accept). Hmmmm.....

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Annnnnd we have an offer.

like lightning...

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Aaaand... we are on the market!

Mars 1 Venus 0: Fazed said it best

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/60286784.html

found via http://www.fazed.net/


Abby loves her Krystals Posted by Hello


Pic o' the day Posted by Hello

Monday, March 07, 2005

Seth, let me know if you are getting out...

With some advance notice, I can line up some interviews for you. With your experience (and a resume written to emphasize the right stuff), you could land a nice, fat job as a logistics manager for one of the plants. You could get your Masters on the company dime, and work your way up from there.

Just let me know so I can make the calls.

Kids say the @#(*&est things

As I was putting Gabe to bed tonight, he looked up at me and said, "I'm going to miss you Daddy." I did a bit of a double take, and asked him what he just said. He repeated "I'm going to miss you Daddy." I asked him what he meant. He said, "When you go to work."

At least he didn't think I was dying.

Relocation Package

Admittedly, I have never been relocated by a company before. Still, I can't believe that my package is standard for this type of activity. I am being given a month's salary to pay for incidentals, plus the company is paying for closing costs on my sale, closing costs on my purchase, movers to pack and move my goods, storage for up to 30 days, 7 days worth of house hunting trips for my family and I, and 2 return trips after I move.

It does make this easier to deal with. I'm a basket case now, and I can't imagine how crazy I'd be otherwise.

Sunday, March 06, 2005

Gabriel wants Amy to come back

Gabriel had so much fun playing with Amy, and he wants her to come back right now.

When we told him that wasn't possible, he said "okay, let's go to nini's house." Well, that one's not possible either. "Okay."

What do you want to be when you grow up? "Spider-man" What else do you want to be? "Daddy!" And how many legs will your children have? "8, and 9 arms, and 9 arms" (he said 9 while he pointed to each arm).

Friday, March 04, 2005

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Thursday, March 03, 2005

I own a 2 bedroom house?

I found out today that I must list my home as a 2 bedroom house due to Abby's room not having a closet. That hurts our resale. I own a 1995 square foot, 2 bedroom house. I hope I get enough out of it to get the house Carmen wants (209,900), but I SERIOUSLY doubt we will now.

Help me house hunt

We are looking in Columbus Indiana. We'd like to be in a neighborhood, not a farmhouse. We are looking between 150,000 and 225,000 (and won't know exactly where in that range until our house sells).

Pick a winner and send it to us! We are not interested in anything over 70 years old, or over 7 acres, as these are excluded from my relocation package.

Link to cool tool (be sure to click on search all listings)

Realtor.com

Working from HOME!!!

(no bragging Doug)

I'm working from home today! I have a realtor coming at 12 and another at 3. I get to choose which one I like better. I have a conference call at 9 and another at 10:15, so it's a good thing G-Diddy has school today.

Speaking of Gabe, he is so excited that Amy is coming to play with him this weekend. Carmom is thinking that Chuck E Cheese or Bounce House would be fun for all three kids.

Since I post really dumb stuff a lot, I'm thinking of getting Carmom to sign on and start this as a joint blog... I'd change the name to the CarMatt's. What do you guys think? It would probably improve the content maturity level.

Tuesday, March 01, 2005


This has my vote... From a photoshop thread on Fazed... oh my... somebody's going somewhere hot. Posted by Hello


or this Posted by Hello


Which of these is more offensive? Posted by Hello